She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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