butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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