me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I just put wine in my tea
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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