You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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