I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
