Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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