you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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