i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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