I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
