Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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