Girls should come with a carfax report
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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