I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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