They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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