Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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