Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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