so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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