i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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