It's just like the Real World with babies
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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