TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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