if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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