What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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