Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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