stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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