But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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