I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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