Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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