Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Why is there bacon in the couch?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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