its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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