Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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