I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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