Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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