i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
