So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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