I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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