he told me I talked like a deaf person
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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