Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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