Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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