I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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