An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Randomize