My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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