the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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