new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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