it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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