I feel like I'm in dance class right now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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