Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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