all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we're making bets on your personal life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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