i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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