shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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