Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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