The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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