you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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