he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
