just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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