That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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