who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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