So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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